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Entries from February 2009
Reasons Why the Student’s Fails!!
February 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment
It’s not the student’s Fault if
he/she fails because a year ONLY
has 365 days…
1. Sundays – 52 Sundays in a year, Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. 8 hours daily sleep – 122 days GONE.
Days left 191.
3. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 176.
4. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) – means 30 days.
Days left 146.
5. 1 hour for talking – means 15 days.
Days left 131.
6. Exam days – per year at least 40 days.
Days left 91.
7. Quarterly, half yearly, year end and festival (holidays) – almost 82 days.
Days left 9.
8. For sickness – at least 4 days.
Days left 5.
9. Movies and functions- at least 4 days.
1 day left.
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Have A Laugh!!!
February 18, 2009 · 2 Comments
1. Why Don’t You Do That?
Mr. and Mrs.Chan notice the young man staying next door to them kisses his wife every morning as he leaves for his office.
“Why don’t you do that?”Mrs.Chan ask her husband.
“Darling,”replies Mr.Chan,” I don’t even know the woman!”
2.No Air-cond.
Mr. and Mrs.Chan were driving to the city one hot Sunday morning.
“It’s so hot!Please wind down the windows,”said the wife.
“Don’t be silly dear!”Mr.Chan exclaimed.”Our neighbors will know that our car has no air-cond.
3.Secretary’s High Heel
One day,a secretary suddenly fell sick.So her boss drove her home.Although this was an innocent gesture,he decided not to mention it to his wife who tended to get jealous easily.
Later that night,the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant when he spotted a high heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat.He at once distracted his wife’s attention by asking her to look out of the car.
With a sigh of relief he pulled into the restaurant parking lot.That’s when he realized his wife looking under her seat.
“Dear,”she asked, “have you seen my shoe?”
This jokes are picked from Laughter The Best Malaysian by David Tong…If you are interested to buy the book,sent a message to me!!!
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New blog!!!
February 9, 2009 · Leave a Comment
I will write at mochaquest.com and a new website that I just built but because I don’t have any free time,I haven’t writen anything.I will inform all of you when I have posted something!!Here’s the new post I have written at mochaquest and I am satisfied with it…. (more…)
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