Say This N That

today,my school have Hari Pameran…It was fun !!! I  went to the  ghost house….My friends say it was scary….and I think it was ok only!!

1.Dad bring me a drink

Little Boy Boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later…”Dad!”

“What?”

“I’m thirsty.Can I have a drink of water?”

“No!You had your chance.Lights out!”

Five minutes later…”Dad!”

“What?”

“I’m thirsty.Can I have a drink of water?”

“I told you ‘no’!If you ask again,I’m going to spank you.”

Five minutes later…”D-a-a-a-d!”

“What?”

“When you come in to spank me,can you bring a glass of water?”

Yesterday, I went to Sunway Pyramid  and I even get the chance to stay at the hotel…It’s nice and cold as we open the air cond ….We take a few of pictures at there!!! The hotel room also have microwave,plate,cup,a big refrigerator and things you need when you are not at home…

I get all this joke from LAUGHTER,The Best Malaysian edited by DAVID TONG

1.Pretty or Ugly

Mui Mui:Ah Loke says I’m pretty.Ah Toh says I am ugly. What do you think?

Ah Meng:A bit of both.I think you are pretty ugly.

2.Something Fishy

Have you heard of the man who fell in love with a mermaid? Everything went on smoothly until his mother began to smell something fishy!

3.Good News And Bad News

Here are some good news as well as bad news for all bachelor kakis:

First,the good news:

She’s a fantastic cook,and keeps a spotless house.

She won’t spend all your money;she has her own.She comes from a rich family

When you play mah-jong or go golfing,she won’t complain.

She does not waste time watching tv or gossip on the phone.

She never nags but she is always loving.

She’s a ‘hottie’ even without make up.

Now for the bad news:

She’s all that you dream of,and she’s the girl you are NEVER going to meet…

For your information,you will have to buy the book to read more about the jokes!!!!And I guarantee you will not  regret ….TQ